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A Dramamine moment Jan. 12th, 2006 @ 08:05 pm
I just heard the words "Will Farrell' and "Golden Globe" in the same sentence.
mood: flabbergasted

Then act like a feminist Jan. 11th, 2006 @ 10:31 am
Look, feminism is about not being pigeonholed into a set role. So why is it that I can't come across a feminist site without tripping over participants who are telling others that they are not bitching about the right thing, the Most Important Thing(tm)?

Why, there's lots of sexism around to go around for everyone! Feminism isn't "this is the outrage of the year, as determined by Proper Feminists, so it is the only thing that "we" will write about, the only thing "we" may get outraged over, the only thing "we" may write letters to others about."

If it's sexist, it's fair game. Anything else is still telling women what to do.

So, you know, fuck you.

To the irritating wingnut relative with no netiquette skills Jan. 9th, 2006 @ 10:35 am
Dear Aunt _____,

Please take me off your chain email forward list. If you want to
personally communicate something to me that you know I'd be
interested in, that is fine. What is not fine is fowarded e-mail
messages that have the following characteristics:

1. I don't know any of the dozens of other people listed as recipients
of the message.
2. You didn't type anything into the body of the message.
3. You did not investigate the claims within before sending it on.
4. Someone I don't know has typed something akin to, "A friend sent
this so it must be true!"
5. and, "Please forward to everyone you know!"
6. ALL CAPS! With EXCLAMATION POINTS!
7. "the liberal media"
8. "Bill Clinton"
9. It's been fowarded multiple times, thus ensuring with 99.9%
certainty that the content is bullshit, several years old, has already
been debunked, and has no redeeming value whatsoever.

Thank you for taking care of this.

Love, _____

OMG like I GOTTA GO so bad? Sep. 15th, 2005 @ 02:24 pm


pResidential Hall Pass

Bush: "I think I MAY NEED A BATHrooM break?"
Condi: OMG lol mee TOO? Want me to GO WITH!

Condescending unsolicited "facts" from a 20 year-old who took some psych classes in school Jul. 13th, 2005 @ 01:30 pm
heya...I saw your rant in the bipolar/depression group

Heya! There's a difference between "seeing" and "comprehending".

And wanted to comment but am not sure if I commented on the message that it was posted to if you would see it.

Is that because my brain is sick and I can't be trusted with rudimentary tasks, or because you don't want to look like a dipshit in public?

Anyhow...I don't know if a doctor ever explained this to you,

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What does it take to get arrested around here? May. 16th, 2005 @ 03:12 pm
So, someone who has 6 entries in the county's fugitive file decides to return to the state after 7 years. You'd think you'd be doing law enforecement a favor by calling up to let them know this and where the person will be sleeping at night. But nooo. They say call back when they get here, and not only that, but call when you know where they are at that precise moment, so they can show up and know the person is there, rather than have them be out somewhere and now they know law enforcement has a beef with them, so maybe they could leave a state for the third time to skip out on charges against them.

That would be nice, but I don't live near them, and am not in a position on a personal level to make it so obvious that I am the rat.

Then you call law enforcement after they arrive, and they tell you to call the general district court. Then you try calling the court for one extremely frustrating hour, getting either busy signals or no answer at all, and finally get through. Once you do get through, you give the name and address of the person in question, and are told that it's funny that law enforcement told you to call the courts, because all they're gonna do is call law enforcement right back so they can issue a warrant.

Honestly, when they make it so difficult to merely report a fugitive, it's no wonder such people can get away with not being picked up for so long.

I gotta see this movie Dec. 29th, 2004 @ 12:18 am
Hotel Rwanda

Meme for people sick of cleaning the house in anticipation of holiday guests Nov. 20th, 2004 @ 09:52 pm
via plaidder

My journal is called _____ because _____.
My subtitle is _____ because _____.
My name is _____ because _____.
My friends page is called _____ because _____.
My username is ____ because _____.
My default userpic is _____ because_____.


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Nov. 8th, 2004 @ 09:14 pm
How could I survived this long without scottbateman? My socks are being rocked.

Underwear Goes Inside Your Pants Nov. 3rd, 2004 @ 10:08 pm
from onegoodmove:

Lazyboy

has a great video "Underwear Goes Inside the Pants"

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